New York, New York, United States

nataliehepburn@protonmail.com

Your enigmatic intellectual dream girl, in NYC and worldwide.

Your enigmatic intellectual dream girl, in NYC and worldwide.

Your enigmatic intellectual dream girl, in NYC and worldwide.Your enigmatic intellectual dream girl, in NYC and worldwide.

Your enigmatic intellectual dream girl, in NYC and worldwide.

Your enigmatic intellectual dream girl, in NYC and worldwide.

Your enigmatic intellectual dream girl, in NYC and worldwide.Your enigmatic intellectual dream girl, in NYC and worldwide.Your enigmatic intellectual dream girl, in NYC and worldwide.

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Of all the beautiful, scantily-clad women of the internet, you've found your way to me. Thrilling!


Maybe you find my tweets amusing (@NewYorkNatalie). Maybe you're a fellow redditor ( u/NatalieHepburn) and enjoy how frank I am. Maybe you see yourself in my blog posts.


I’m 5’5”, size 4, 34DD, have no tattoos or unconventional piercings, and have soft golden caramel skin that must be touched. 

The gentlemen who seek me out value that which doesn't meet the eye most, but with big brown eyes, soft brown hair that falls just below my shoulders, clear skin, full lips, and a high degree of facial symmetry, they have always been very pleased with my appearance upon meeting.


I have a full and engaging professional career outside of this world, and prioritize discretion. My suitors are distinguished gentlemen who enjoy the added discretion that comes from being out with someone who won't be recognized from photos on the internet.


Let's get lost in conversation, cowrite multi-sensory stories without ink or pixels, and indulge in some of the sweeter parts of life together. No two connections are the same, just as no two people are, but isn't the possibility of what could be exciting? 


I love humans of all shapes, sizes, colors, ages, ableness, religions, backgrounds, pedigrees, and facial symmetry. I am always discreet, punctual, and completely present, and I care more about the contents of your mind and the generosity of your spirit than your reflection in the mirror.


I can‘t wait to see what we will be.


To arrange our rendezvous, please see Investment and Etiquette. For date ideas and extravagances, see Indulgences

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